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does not win

The Wandering Rescuer Sadly, weve lost The Wandering Emperor, one of my favorite cards in past Standard, but heres The Wandering Rescuer

Arcanis the Omnipotent Arcanis the Omnipotent is just plain good

It Really Gains a Lot of Life Surely, there is some mana-cost-to-life ratio where you would want to play a life gain card

Theros Intro Packs Decklists Favors from Nyx [deck] [Lands] 16 Plains 9 Swamp [/Lands] [Creatures] 2 Hopeful Eidolon 1 Yoked Ox 2 Traveling Philosopher 1 Baleful Eidolon 1 Auramancer 2 Lagonna-Band Elder 2 Observant Alseid 1 Scholar of Athreos 1 Banisher Priest 2 Heliods Emissary 1 Pillarfield Ox 1 Blightcaster 1 Cavern Lampad 1 Ereboss Emissary 1 Celestial Archon 1 Sentry of the Underworld 1 Minotaur Abomination [/Creatures] [Other Spells] 2 Last Breath 1 Ordeal of Heliod 1 Pacifism 1 Doom Blade 2 Ordeal of Erebos 2 Pharikas Cure 1 Gift of Immortality 1 Ray of Dissolution 2 Vanquish the Foul [/Other Spells] [/deck] Mainpulative Monstrosities [deck] [Lands] 16 Island 10 Mountain [/Lands] [Creatures] 2 Coral Merfolk 2 Omenspeaker 1 Burnished Hart 2 Crackling Triton 1 Wall of Frost 2 Ill-tempered Cyclops 2 Archaomancer 1 Water Servant 2 Sealkock Monster 2 Stoneshock Giant 1 Shipbreaker Kraken [/Creatures] [Other Spells] 1 Lost in a Labyrinth 2 Shock 1 Disperse 2 Lightning Strike 1 Magma Jet 1 Ordeal of Purphoros 1 Dissolve 2 Griptide 2 Rage of Purphuros 1 Sea Gods Revenge 1 Curse of the Swine 1 Volcanic Geyser [/Other Spells] [/deck] Devotion to Darkness [deck] [Lands] 16 Swamp 9 Island [/Lands] [Creatures] 2 Child of Night 2 Returned Phalanx 2 Blood-Toll Harpy 2 Mogiss Marauder 2 Undead Minotaur 2 Disciple of Phenax 2 Insatiable Harpy 2 Gray Merchant of Asphodel 2 Horizon Scholar 1 Minotaur Abomination 1 Abhorrent Overlord [/Creatures] [Other Spells] 1 Witches Eye 1 Boon of Erebos 1 Ordeal of Thassa 1 Voyages End 1 Pharikas Cure 2 Glimpse the Future 1 MArche of the Returned 1 Griptide 1 Whip of Erebos 1 Lash of the Whip 1 Rescue form the Underworld 1 Sea Gods Revenge 2 Sip of Hemlock [/Other Spells] [/deck] Blazing Beasts of Myth [deck] [Lands] 14 Mountain 11 Forest [/Lands] [Creatures] 2 Satyr Rambler 2 Satyr Hedonist 2 Voyaging Satyr 2 Minotaur Skullcleaver 1 Nessian Courser 1 Rootwalla 1 Satyr Piper 1 Ill-tempered Cyclops 2 Borderland Minotaur 1 Ember Swallower 1 Polis Crusher 2 Nessian Asp 2 Stoneshock Giant 2 Nemesis of Mortals [/Creatures] [Other Spells] 1 Dragon Mantle 2 Lightning Strike 2 Magma Jet 1 Destructive Revelry 1 Portent of Betrayal 1 Artisans Sorrow 2 Rage of Purphoros 1 Windstorm 2 Volcanic Geyser [/Other Spells] [/deck] Anthousas Army [deck] [Lands] 13 Forest 12 Plains [/Lands] [Creatures] 2 Elvish Mystic 1 Favored Hoplite 2 Deadly Recluse 1 Setessan Battle Priest 1 Phalanx Leader 2 Wingsteed Rider 2 Chronicler of Heroes 2 Staunch-Hearted Warrior 2 Rumbling Baloth 1 Pheres-Band Centaurs 1 Setessan Griffin 1 Anthousa, Setessan Hero 2 Centaur Battlemaster [/Creatures] [Other Spells] 2 Giant Growth 2 Warriors Lesson 2 Battlewise Valor 2 Pacifism 2 Time to Feed 2 Dauntless Onslaught 1 Bow of Nylea 1 Artisans Sorrow 1 Vanquish the Soul [/Other Spells] [/deck]