mtg heavenly inferno commander deck John Shultis on Magic the Gathering or Block Constructed. Showcasing my Orzhov Mafia EDH

Equip only as a sorcery.) Artifact - Equipment Artifact (CTRL to add secondary) Creature Fynn, the Fangbearer Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters

And you're very excited for them to open it

This is similar to Satya, Aetherflux Genius from the Creative Energy deck, but more flexible, as it can copy anything, not just your creatures

Now the only way an opponent could evade infect damage would be to always have a chunk blocker ready, exile Plague Myr, or enchant it with a Pacifism-type aura to prevent it from attacking and blocking

Quinton Hoovers copy was apparently stolen on a trip to Japan and has never been recovered